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I recently picked up a sampler of Swiss Navy personal Lubricants and will take a minute to review the Chocolate Bliss Water Based Flavored Lubricant. The standards I will use for this review are slickness, viscosity, smell, and taste, all judged on a four point scale where 1 is poor and 4 is exceptional. The lube arrived in an unmarked manila envelope which is ideal for apartment living where privacy is an issue.
The first measure of this lube I will judge is what I will call slickness, or a measure of the slipperiness of the lube. This lube measures well in this regard initially, but suffers greatly with use. It quickly gets sticky and needs to be recharged. Like within five minutes it had already lost its slippery nature. This is a major disappointment in this regard. I give this lube a 1 as a grade for this standard.
The next standard I will judge the Swiss Navy Chocolate Bliss Water Based Flavored Lubricant is viscosity. Viscosity is a measure of the thickness of the liquid, with a one being the thickness of water and 4 being the thickness of motor oil. This lube is nice and thick which is nice when initially applied. It spreads well and covers everything in a uniform layer, and stays put without running all over everything. In terms of viscosity I will give this lube a grade of 3.
Next I will write about the smell of this lube. It certainly does smell like milk chocolate, the thing that came to mind when I smelled it was a cup of hot chocolate. This is certainly pleasant, and lives up to its billing. I give this lube a grade of 4 for smell.
The last measure of this lube that I will write about is taste. Again, this lube absolutely tastes like chocolate. As the ingredients only list 'flavor' in regards to taste, I can only imagine that it's an artificial flavor. One thing I should mention is that the package claims to be sugar free, which would be nice for people counting calories. In terms of flavor I also give this lube a measure of 4.
In the end, the high marks that this lube receives for smell and taste do not make up for the short duration of that lubed up feeling. There's nothing worse during an intimate session than a lube getting tacky. I'd not use this product unless I had a partner who wanted a nice chocolate taste in the lube. Otherwise, I would stick with an unflavored product that maintains its slippery nature for a longer period of time. That being said, if you absolutely crave a chocolate flavored lube and don't really care how it performs other than in taste, this may be for you. Personally? I'd rather take a bite of chocolate and then use my tongue on my partner. Overall grade for this lube is a rather disappointing 2.
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